THE YEAR IS 2040. OUR PRESIDENT IS A PLANT.

howlers   a boot   wat   blast!   

Lara. I am a nice ghost who just wants to pet every dog. [they/them] 

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

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necrophilofthefuture:

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

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flawlessvevo:

They literally never came back I hate them

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shirazade:

Tessa Thompson photographed by Ramona Rosales

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aseriesofunfortunatetexts:

Another batch of Unfortunate Headlines (44/?)

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odinsblog:

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Nothing but respect for my (future) President.

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danaigurirasource:

Danai Gurira and Lupita Nyong’o at the Bafta Tea Party in Los Angeles, January 5, 2019.

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